Welcome to Sit Down & Shut Up, a weekly advice column hosted by Madame Weebles and Le Clown. Weebles and Le Clown are too wise for their own good; wisdom oozes out of their buttholes. This much concentrated wisdom cannot be contained between two blogs, it must be shared. This is their gift to you, readers. You can’t make ends meet on your meek salary? Having sex with your assault weapon doesn’t get you off anymore? Women, you want to learn who to pee while standing up? Ask Weebles, or Le Clown… ask Weebles and Le Clown. Don’t know where to start? Be inspired by our sample questions:
- I just broiled a steak for dinner but now I really don’t feel like having steak because I have an insane craving for pizza. Do I eat the steak or do I order pizza?
- What exactly is a choda, and how can I suck on one?
Sit Down & Shut Up will be featured alternately on both Fear No Weebles and A Clown on Fire. Madame Weebles and Le Clown would like to thank The Middlest Sister for creating the magnificent™ avatars, and Laments and Lullabies for the column’s title.
Brownie points for question starting with “Dearest Madame and Le Clown…”.