Le Clown is a fucking miracle™.
White Baby Jesus™ , in collaboration with Le Clown, offer you an exclusive Holiday e-card! Damn right: Jesus™ and Le Clown are tight like a kitten’s anus1.
Le Clown terrorized Santa™’s elves with interpretive dance until they manufactured the most magnificent™ XMAS™ e-card ever [note from author: no child labour was involved in the making of these cards. Kids can't have babies, duh.]. You want the holiday e-card for yourself or for sort-of loved ones? Ask Le Clown via email… Send a message, and Le Clown will personalize the e-card and send it to you, or anyone, in time for Christmas2. You can always write a comment with your email address, if need be. Sweet Balls!
Come back later today for a very special post for Le Clown’s friends at the Westboro Baptist Church. Le Clown: the gift that keeps on giving!