I met Amy on-line, a few months back. Take 2: I met Amy on-line through my wife, a few months back, when she was Just West of Crunchy. It was love at first post. We tweeted, Facebooked, became friends, gave each other Klout love, chatted some more, compared egos, and agreed that we would be BFF 4EVS forever. I like Amy, she’s opinionated, an activist, and emotionally raw, which in Le Clown’s book, is a magnificent™ quality. She also sends blogging celebrities (I won’t say who) work at 9 o’clock on a Friday night…
Sometimes, Le Clown is all “blah blah blah, ME! blah blah, Le Clown!, Blah, blah L’Eric…”…and it’s all about him. But then, once in a blue moon, he asks about the Little People who read and support his efforts toward world domination. (He’s so very generous, no?)
So Le Clown wants to know our blogging plans for 2013. (Plan? What is this “plan” you speak of?)
My plans? Get added to Le Clown’s prestigious and uber-exclusive blogroll! Obv.
And oh, loyal Clown-ly subjects, I HAVE DONE THIS.
I should probably just shutter my site now and call it a day, since I’ve basically reached the pinnacle of blogging: being noticed by Le Clown.
What was it that Le Clown was drawn to? My good looks? My charm? My very foul mouth? Posts about boobs?
Eh, I’d have to guess that it’s a little of column A, a little of column B…because I *do* write about boobs a lot. Or perhaps it was the whole Dead Dads Club thing? (Clown, if you steal that bit of cleverness about the dead dads, I will beat you with a ™ stick!)
In short, when a dude whose ego is so Magnificent™ that he gives himself TWO entries in the Urban Dictionary AND calls himself an Urban Legend….when THAT guy notices you, you’re doing something right. Because Le Clown doesn’t need awesomeness beyond his own.
So, thanks for noticing my brilliance, Le Clown. When you’re not busy with self-adulation, you’ve got excellent taste.
Loyal followers of Le Clown, you are all most welcome to visit me at amywest.co. My narcissism and self-interest pale only in comparison to this guy: