A Friday the 13th Magnificent™ Ecard© inspired by Lisa Brown and Extreme Moms.
THIS is the best ecard I’ve ever seen. Period.
Le Clown has already received a call from Matt Lauer for an appearance on The Today Show. I won’t go unless Sock Monkey comes, too.
Sock Monkey doesn’t go, you file a lawsuit.
that is legend- wait for it- dary!!
Shouldn’t that be legen-dairy?
Didn’t your mother tell you it was impolite to point out others’ mistakes? You have no manners, El Guapo.
With apologies, my ignorance is exceeded only by my tactlessness.
Thank God you’re pretty.
This is an onomatopoeia reply to your comment, and I don’t care what Magritte would say.
Doesn’t that monkey need a footstool to stand on?
A very valid point. I was afraid that would have been the tipping point on a potential copyright infringement lawsuit.
PS: Between you and I… The footstool is what created the real controversy, anyway.
What a smashing return! Le Clown’s the man, indeed!
Thank you. It was a fight between my 4-yr old Sock Monkey 6-yr old Unicorn when it came to who was going to do the cover with me… As it turned out, Unicorn had a really bad case of rainbow diarrhea and the decision made itself out without drama.
Friday the 13th
Giggles like a cuckoo cat …….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would love to send my mother this one …..lolololol
By all means, do it! Your mom called me this morning and said: Please tell Cat to send me your Time cover Magnificent Ecard. So consider it done.
too cute x
I hope sock monkies aren’t born with teeth…
My nipples are like Clint Eastwood’s skin (minus the cancer); nothing can get through them.
Like a cat’s tongue. Nice.
I hear it Le Clown
totally ……….. super cool
make more cards to send to mothers in other cities xo
Totally heard it …….
U got good ears mister …..
funny – sometimes i can’t even hear me anymore …. probably a good thing ! i just write it and sing it and then …… whatever
Big Hugs to Monsieur Le Clown
Thx for your ears ….
i just finished a new one
vid too with art and stuff – i am soooooo tired ….
ginormous fun project ,,,,,,,,
and i post it on youtube tomorrow ….
it sounds so heavy in my headphones
i think i have just blasted my own ear drums …lol
It’s fun doing this alone and all
but by the end of the year
i am gonna find some studio time somewhere
and someone that can help produce ….:)
Have a great rest of the day and yeah ……
thank you .
Friday the 13th is a scary day and this has confirmed that for me. I have my rabbit’s foot in my pocket, a four-leaf clover under my pillow and just caught an eyelash and made a wish. I am safe. Le Clown, the picture of you on this e-card is stunning and dapper. Happy Friday the 13th!!!!!! Brawahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Friday the 13th is a great day! We just moved to an apartment which used to be “14A” and changed back to “13″ as the landlord decided superstition shouldn’t dictate the awesomeness of “13″, to our delight!
And thank you for the compliment. My ego seconds this, too.
Sock it to them, Le Clown!
Thanks for the chuckle!
I want my OWN reality show, with no Jeff Probst, nor Simon Cowell, nor Mary Murphy, nor Anderson Cooper…
This is awesome! Bordering on illegal, but awesome nonetheless!
Rush Limbaugh just put a price on my head. Should I take it as a compliment?
I think the next cover photo should be Le Clown breastfeeding Rush Limbaugh…
You totally made my day with this one, Le Clown. So much so that I just used the word “totally.”
Rush will never come close to my Clint Eastwood-hard nipples. My leftist-hippie milk might turn him into a Noam Chomsky.
There really could be no greater punishment for Lushy Rushy, could there? But I must confess–I had to google Noam Chomsky. Le Clown has educated me.
Cannot contain my enthusiasm for this one. I’ve got the church giggles now.
Speaking of White Baby Jesus… Can you ask him to give my milk glands a new lease on life? They’re starting to slow down and I have some many years of breastfeeding ahead of me…
You don’t like my jeans?
I love it!
Wait, is that sock monkey…naked??? I’m offended.
…Wrote the woman who has a pussy for an avatar…
You’ve been thinking of a comeback for that one all day, haven’t you.
Kudos, Le Clown. Well played. Very well played indeed.
Indeed. Indeed. I owe it to the energy drink.
And don’t tell me he’s wearing a sock, Le Clown. I’ve seen the Red Hot Chili Peppers. I know what’s up.
Sometimes, Le Clown knows he can’t be wittier than a certain someone. In this case, the certain someone is you. Respect.
What a great thing to wake up to!
I know exactly how you feel – I wake up with myself each morning.
I am both turned on and disgusted. It’s just like all of my first dates!
That’s why Le Clown never have dates… It’s in bed right away.
See, it’s when people like you laugh at us that we stop breastfeeding in public.
Woo hoo! My nephew made the cover of Time Magazine! Hot diggity damn! You look more fabulouser than that model lady they had on there feeding her teenaged son.
That woman was not a real mom. She was from Desperate Housewives, season 3.
Beautiful, Le Clown! That is a very lucky sock monkey
That was disturbing. The image is burned on my brain.
These were my best jeans. I should have opted for khakis, right? It would have been easier for you Bible Belt people? Cause you all live in Fort Worth, Texas, right?
I’m from laid back California but even with that, a man breastfeeding a sock monkey puts one off their feed.
California is a fine place to live. if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen.
Well, with all the fake tans around here, most people are orange. Oompa Loompa like.
Absolutely Freaking Love!!!! If you were a Albertan, I’d print it off and ask you to sign it! I’d drive anywhere in the province, (I’d take the interstate and everything!) but don’t ask me to drive through the Prairies!!!! ( Do you like how I used “Interstate” haa haa haaa, man I make myself laugh…. I think I’m going crazy???)
Interstate is funny. It takes a woman married to a Canadian to know that we only have dirt roads in Canada…
The first time I said “interstate” to label a highway, some Canadians started laughing at me and TOLD me I was from the States. I felt stupid, so now I like to use it TO look stupid. It throws people off, like Peter Falk, I Colombo their faces man! I really don’t know why I’m like this today, it could be the smoke blowing into town???
It’s Friday the 13th, and you’re on my part of the blogosphere… Of course you’re high!
But I’m not inhaling… ? Maybe it’s the circus food. And you have been using the word “vomit” a lot, did you know that? Now you do.
I, I , I , I. There, I must have exceeded “vomit”.
Le I Clown
I do use I a lot, I’ve noticed it before, when I read through everything I write. You’re right, and I see that. Thanks.
I effing love this. Mostly because I still nurse my 2 yr old in public
Good for you. Seriously. You’re giving your child the best nutrients s/he can get. Kudos!
Never mind the “like” button… We need a button that says “I laughed so hard I splattered Unicorn’s rainbow diarrhea”…
My mother tells me I used to embarrass her by emulating (in public) her nursing of my baby sister… Not with a sock monkey, but with my teddy bear. I guess that was foreshadowing the fact that I would BE a public-nurser with my own kiddos.
So I’ve read your comment to my wife. And I’ve been sitting at my desk trying to come up with a clever answer, with the help of an energy drink, which does very little after a whole pot of coffee, sweating – out of stress and because it’s igloo-melting temperature today in Montreal – and I can only concede this one to you. I’ve been bested by a tattooed-chicken-farmer. Please bring me a brown paper bag. Bye bye, Fedora hat…
The tattooed-chicken-farmer would be sad if Le Clown lost his fedora! No bags for you.
While laughing through this post and comments, one waits with anticipation for the Photographers guest blog on this photo shoot.
I’ll let the Timer know it’s in demand.
i love this, but i want to read the article about you breast-feeding the sock and calling a poli a vag. so, i liked it, but in other words: TOO FECKIN’ SHORT!!!!! ;)- take that, captain kangaroo.
Fuck the article, said Stanley Kubrick.
PS: One day, Sock Monkey will tell all.
Is it weird that I would consider going into politics to hear you say vagina?
A Soul Walker,
Yes it is.
I’ll go back to my soul-searching-looking-for-my-place-in-this-world. I’ll leave poli-sci stuff to someone else.
A Soul Watcher,
I’m just pulling your leg, of course. If Rush Limbaugh can have a voice in the political land of the US, I think everyone has a fair shot.
And now Le Clown will be one of the 100 most influential people…even Tyra Banks can’t deny your modeling abilities.
Does it come with a huge paycheck?
Well i know it comes with worldwide fame, but you already have that, so yes a huge paycheck will be the replacement
At first glance, before reading the text, I thought, “Is he now being eaten by a bag of dicks?”
I took another glance at my offspring, and you are right… One could think I’m being devoured by Shawn Phillips’ bag of hemp-made dicks.
At second glance I did realize it was a candy cane suited sock monkey.
That is OUTSTANDING, MAGNIFIQUE, PERF, ALL GOOD THINGS!
Well thank you! I have enough milk for everyone… In case you know someone who needs me to co-nurse.
I want to Like this 1000s of times, I am openly guffawing in my office!!! You win! All praise Le Clown!!!
That’s the best praise I could receive. I had so much fun doing it, from taking the picture and lactating for the sock monkey, to photoshopping myself less pretty than I really am.
Please stop….I’ve caused a scene at work and had to show co-workers which is fine because they also loved it but now they know I’m just sitting here reading blogs.
Lactating for the sock monkey….HAHAHAHAHAHA
I want one of these cards. What magnificent thing must I do to earn one of those?
Funny you say that… The Magnificent Ecards will be brought to a whole new level… Stay tuned, I do not want to throw the punch away…
I laughed so hard I burped butterflies. I love a man who nurses without covering up his magnificent boobies with a blankie. That takes magnificent balls, Le Clown.
Sometimes, when I’m tired, I use the breastfeeding rooms in shopping centres, but most of the time, I can’t be bothered, pull out one of my nipples, and feed that little crazy hungry sock monkey, no matter where I am – church, Michigan’s Statehouse or with Sarah Palin.
I’m proud of your liberated stance. You are an inspiration to nursing moms everywhere!
well done Le Clown the Magnificent….. well done. You’ve given this insomniac a grand laugh at 4am. I do thank you..now stop nursing that damn monkey– wean him and give him a banana
Insomnia, my old friend. I’m glad her and I have decided to take some time apart… I don’t know how long that will last, but it’s been good for a few years… Hope she doesn’t play too many tricks on you…
she is an evil bitch for too many years I am afraid..I’m surprised I am still alive it has been that long but now I have you to amuse me so it is not that bad
“Give him a banana…” Ummmm, either I have a dirty mind, or that image might be something even TIME couldn’t publish on its cover;-)
uhh no I thought it too
I would like to thank you for keeping your one-ab covered, THAT would have been too much magnificence for one post. And when I say magnificence, I mean gag inducing drivel.
Here you are! And I see you took me up on my offer. Good! Pull-up a chair, make yourself comfortable, and indulge!
I am a waffler right now… I have great moments of snark… and horrid moments of plain BORING…..But I would like to thank you from the bottom of my shriveled little heart for giving me the chance to snark in your general direction.
I just posted this to my–until now–very uninspiring Facebook page. Hope you don’t mind…nah, tuff if you do!
Is that a blog Facebook page? Perhaps we would like to join that “uninspiring” page…
Waddya mean, a blog Facebook page? There’re blogs and there’re Facebook pages, right? No, of course not…with Le Clown there’s always something else…
Is that a designer sock monkey, or a regular one? These differences might be peanuts to you, but those seriously in search of motherhood icons they count, you know..
That was a sock monkey born out of threads in the loving comfort of a shop. There.
I believe that this constitutes sock monkey abuse.
I am reporting you to the SPCA and canceling my magazine subscription!
The sock monkey is well fed, well catered for, he still co-sleep with us, and when it comes to cloth diapers, it’s self explanatory… Let our family be.
Your computer skills combined with your vivid imagination blow me away.
You haven’t even tasted my American apple pie yet…!
Oh dear. You are quite the man.
Now that is all kinds of Awesome! I love it!
Thank you. I’ve just popped by your side of the blogosphere and saw you did a whole revamp on yours… Why am I not receiving post notifications, though? Argh.
I wish I knew…It must be one of the secrets of the wordpress gods
I am having heaps of problems with the bloggers I follow, even after tweaking my notifications in Reader. I’m sorry if I have been absent, and I mean that.
No worries! I have been absent for a few weeks The great thing about blogging is we can always visit and come back when we have time to relax with a good drink. Best wishes!
I know how you don’t like receiving awards, so I wanted to let you know that I DID NOT nominate you for any. This post (http://ldsconvertblog.com/2012/07/14/awards/) proves that I DID NOT nominate you for any of these awards. I’m sure this is great news to you, as you already have all of them anyway.
Pefect. That means I don’t have to answer you.
I once asked a parrot why he felt the need to sit on the shoulder of his owner all the time. The parrot explained the haemorrhoid growing out of his ass often confused people like me.
I am now fearful of asking the sock monkey a similar question…just why is he sucking on a clowns nipple?
P.S – BRILLIANT photo :)))
…and saying ‘vagina’ in front of a politician would be considered polite, seeing since they are a right bunch of c…s!
I apologise in advance if I overstepped my mark here
Incidentally, when I met the same parrot a few years later I noticed it was still carrying around the same affliction. I asked if the posterior growth he was sitting on was at all painful and suddenly my world went black.
Witnesses told me later on the parrot flew off as the guy knocked me out, shouting something that sounded like ‘making an ass out of u and me’…
You always have an open mic on this blog.
one of those moments you see something and say, “i wish i had thought of that.”
I bet that sock monkey is the happiest, healthiest sock monkey evah and never has allergies and is a GENIUS and a rock star. Thank goodness you didn’t feed him monkey formula!
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