Le President of the World wishes his American Carnies a very happy – and safe – Independence Day. Viva l’Obamacare! America, Fuck Yeah!
Happy 200th post, Le Clown!
Thank you, and happy 4th of July to you. It was a good Tom Cruise movie.
Happy 200th post! Ohand send money! Obama care is gonna cost a fortune! lol.
Do like your Canadian and Swedish friends… Tax citizens, but make it different: tax the rich!
oh yeah I like how it is in Canada, but you don’t owe China out the butt like we do. We have borrowed so long instead of taxing the rich like we should, I’m not on either side politically though, I would like to see the two-party system done away with
Happy 200th post, happy getting your Internet up and running, and happy 4th!
Merci. A Happy Fourth of July to you.
Ah Canadians. If only there were Candian holidays we knew about, we could reciprocate. The only one I know about is Boxer Day, where you roast the family boxer that you have lovingly raised all year for the occasion. Mmmmm stuffed with pine cones, covered in maple syrup! Dancing around it naked with your moose antlers tied tight to your heads and singing Arc de triomphe. Hows the tune for that go again?
love and kisses
July 1st is the Canadian holiday, and June 24th is the Quebec holiday. You have a year to prepare…
a boxer and a french poodle? That is just gluttony.
I would totally celebrate Boxer day.
Delicious roast boxer
Happy, Happy, Happy 4th to you too Le Clown and can I have that little red balloon dog?
Congrats on #200 post!!!!
You sure can, I made it myself! Happy 4th of July to you!
Congrats on 200 posts Le Clown. Here’s to many more
Thank you. I already have 657 posts prepared for publication. Let’s just hope WordPress doesn’t go out of business before then…
Ha ha ha. We humbly await the publications…wordpress however i cannot vouch for
Happy 200th post Le Clown. The Howler has started feeling better, I am betting it is because you are now back on the interwebs.
I think I will make it one of my first post interwebconnectivity visit to your blog this morning. I need me some kickass FTW with my coffee.
Eh, my posts have been terribly lacking as of late (I think I am going to blame that on you as well)
Happy 200th post! Surely the Americas are better for it.
Like the Americans would say: Fuckin’ A!
Ahhh, yessss, LeClown is back, my life is now complete!
Well, less empty anyway.
Congrats on being reconnected before the fifth of July and thanks for the ECard. Sorry I didnt get you anything for Canada Day.
It’s Canada Day every day in Canada. Did you know that? Willy Wonka told me so.
Happy 200th post, Le Clown! And thank you for this wonderful ecard. It’s my favorite gift ever, right up there with the shiny Smith & Wesson I got for my 10th birthday.
Vous êtes trèes gentille! J’ai bien hâte de vous relire.
“Vous”?? So formal today. Now get your ass back to my blog.
Ha ha! Great card. Je l’aime. I think I’ll send it to the NRA. Maybe they’ll use it as their slogan.
Please do! And send them my way if they are not happy with it.
That should be the new nra slogan ! Happy 4th u syrup eating maple leaf wearing hockey pucked Frenchman.
If Charlton Heston was still alive, I’d print him a shirt.
What!? I was gonna do that SAME eCard — we are so on the same wavelength!
We are family after all, right?
I think Obama is a Canadian at heart.
And from Quebec.
Happy #200th! You planned that, right? To have your 200th post on a USA birthday?
I leave nothing to chance, not even chance itself.
Your most magnificent ecard thus far Le Clown. Bravo
Thank you for this most magnificent compliment!
Have a great day, that nose suits you!
Likewise. Not for the nose, though.
Happy 200th post! Can’t wait for more!
I feel like a bad person for cracking up at that card
Miss Four Eyes,
Le Clown only speaks the truth. And even better when he speaks funny about the truth.
When I stole my Canuck husband away to the States for his first American Independence Day, he was stunned to see how much we ALL party, how many dangerous fireworks were in the hands of children, and how we all survived to do it again and again. I LOVE it, hence utterly depressed to be in Canada today
Bigger, faster… bigger, right?
Why do I not get this???
Isn’t this the USA motto? Bigger fireworks, faster cars, bigger parties?
Oh, I thought you must be talking about my hubby’s boner… No, just FUNNER!!!! Americans are just so way tons more fun… sorry.
I’m gonna shoot ya fer sayin’ that, Clowny!
Canadian borders don’t let anyone with hair like yours pass through our borders.
I’ll take it off, then. It’s only a hairpiece.
Hey, not every American is a gun-toting loon! In the 1930s my grandfather owned and operated a diner in Chicago that was frequently robbed at gunpoint (okay by gun-toting loons). Finally reaching his breaking point, my grandfather bought his own gun in a failed effort to become a gun-toting loon himself. He never learned how to use it and kept it locked in the safe unloaded. The next time he was in the process of getting robbed, he whispered sotto voce to my dad, “Johnny, get the gun!” My dad whispered back sotto voce, “Dad I don’t know the combination.” So, we got robbed once again, and my grandfather said, “Fuck this” in Italian, sold the pointless pistol, closed his diner and moved his family to the not-so-wild-west, San Francisco, a much more peaceful place. That was the end of my family’s love affair with that American pasttime, guns.
Happy 200th post!
Rush Limbaugh tells us you all have guns. Are you calling him a liar?
Mais oui! Et un garcon gros! (High school French from the archives of my memory.)
Hey man, nobody–and I mean nobody–does it better! Happy “Keep an eye cocked to the south” Day!
From what I hear, saying the word “vagina” is more dangerous than owning a gun in the USA…
Love the e-card and congrats on post #200.
Thank you, my fellow Canadian!!
I am assuming congratulations are in order. You seem to have reached a milestone here at your site.
Happy Congratulations Le Clown for keeping it real and telling it like it is
Gotta ask…being Canadian and all…what team do you follow?
Fantastic site buddy!!!
Is there any other team than the HABS?
And grazie of the encouragement… Can’t believe your blog has eluded me all these months.
I should also congratulate you for being one of my few male readers…! You must be something like #4.
“The problem with Socialism is you eventually run out of other people’s money.” Margaret Thatcher
You can have Obama if you want him. Really, our gift to you!
You’re quoting The Iron Lady on my blog? That made my clown nose bleed…
We’ll gladly take Obama. And as we Canadians have been known to be generous, we’d like to return the favour by sending you Stephen Harper. Our gift to you.
get a cold washcloth. I’m gonna stop by Ohio, get Obama and I’ll meet you at the border for the exchange.
Let them find their way. Obama knows where to find us. He’s our people.
Magnificently summed up. I enjoyed my fireworks yesterday, but the events of the day drew light on how moronic Americans can be.
I was finally able to pass some time on your blog. Life is pretty swell today.
Thanks Le Clown! I am humbled that your magnificence would take the time to pop round to my corner of the interweb. As to your father-in-law in Sausalito, San Francisco is much preferable. You can book a flight here and casually mention to him you’ll be in town, then perhaps he will invite you. I would not take it personally, but then again, I’m Jewish, and we regard our in-laws with wariness because they tend to think we are not good enough for their son or daughter.
Happy 200th of July Le Clown.
(sound of Ape indiscriminately firing a machine gun into the air and gibbering in celebration)
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