…is a pornographic film which has nothing to do with this post.
While on his WordPress hiatus, Le Clown updated his passport and revisited some of his favourite places: NeurosisVille, Melancholiaburg and Turmoil City. Being the type of explorer who fully invests himself in his treks, Le Voyager Clown omitted to drop by and say hello to his 15 new followers. Simon, TransBeautiful, WillowSpirit, Melanie, Cat Forsley, PurpleMary54, Psovart (looking forward to having my portrait displayed by you…), Didiita, Timmer, Unfetteredbs, Stewpify, DatingBitch, JodiAmbrose, Cynosurd and WallaceBThom, thanks for joining Le Circus, my new Carnies. Now go and fetch me a coffee. Merci.
The blogosphere continued to turn, or so I’ve read. Many of you missed Le Clown, and that is fine by me. I’ve missed myself, too. Gemini Girl – who mentioned me in this post [although it was her duty as my personal-assistant to write a mini-post about Le Clown] – channeled my magnificence and entertained my Carnies during my journeys through DramaQueenLand. I’ve been told she did a stupendous job… for an American. GG, sweetie, kudos to you. Time to move on. Shoo.
The nominees for the Bigger and Better Dick in a Box are:
- Madame Weebles: “Le Clown, the air I breathe was stale in your absence“.
- Sword-Chinned Bitch: “Air Supply was my only relief while you were gone“.
- Meizac: “You are magnificently magnificent, O Great Magnificent Le Clown“.
- Wendy: “Can I be your first apostle and write the Gospel of Le Clown?”
- Anette and Sailor Carrie: “A personal-assistant tag team, master Le Clown?”
Et la gagnante est… Meizac! Congratulations, fellow Canadian! [I will be shipping you back your kids, by the way. It was a kind and noble sacrifice, but Le Clown doesn't take bribes.] You’ve won a permanent place on Le Clown’s blog. I will make space for you on the Dick in a Box page, and I will expect you to start replying to comments as of now. I’ve also reserved you a special treat [solidarity between Canadians, friend]: As this week’s Le Clown’s personal-assistant, it will be your job to find a better job title than “personal-assistant”. I would have suggested “Gemini Girl” – in light of Stacie’s awesomeness – but Gemini Girl thought it would be too conspicuous and would start the rumour mill… The ego on that one.
Anette and Sailor Carrie, I like your idea… Let’s talk…