Le Clown has been driving between Montreal and Ottawa all week: work, family, meetings with lawyers, clown college – you name it, it’s on Le Clown’s schedule. It was another very early trip to Montreal this morning; the sun was just getting up, and no coffee in Le Clown’s belly. As magnificently handsome Le Clown is on any given day, he needed an extra layer of clown make-up just to cover the bags under his phenomenally gorgeous eyes.
Le Clown did not have a post for his readers this morning
because he’s a fucking bastard. When it rains, it pours, and when it pours, Le Clown make-up fades quickly. So let’s get this post over with…
Readers, you’ve responded with gusto to Le Clown’s Magnificent Guestbook: 832 views yesterday, 73 comments, for an astounding percentage of 8.8%! I’d celebrate by cursing, but I’m trying to cut down on the F word… For the Californication fans among you, imagine Hank Moody and Charlie Runkle Mother Fucking it on screen… Shit, fuck. Sorry, really.
With a new week comes a new Le Clown personal assistant. Jen, I am forever indebted to you – you’re creativity almost rivals mine, and your post Le Tonic on Fire should be Freshly Pressed (fucking wankers). The nominees for Le Bigger and Better Dick in a Box are:
- Sophy: “All kids should be renamed Le Clown”;
- Anette: “When I look in the mirror, I don’t see me anymore, I see Le Clown”;
- Jennifer: “Metylphenidate is like candy – it will give you cavities”;
- Smaktakula: “I’d put out for Le Clown”;
- Gemini Girl: “I use dial-up internet and I’m a raging alcoholic”.
You”ll agree with me… The winning comment was an obvious choice: Gemini Girl, congratulations! You have won Le Bigger and Better Dick in a Box. You will be able to browse Le Clown’s blog, and reply on some comments… AND you will have the privilege of writing a mini blog about Le Clown. Jen has set the bar high – good luck. Somehow, though, if anyone is up to the challenge, Le Clown thinks it’s you. Don’t disappoint him.