By day, Le Clown is a pretty decent web marketing strategist. By night, he’s a magnificent blogger. Every so often, Le Clown will be asked by an account manager to sit with a client, with the creative team, because he’s an idea man: “Le Clown, please brainstorm with us.” Le Clown comes up with a few ideas, and more: “Le Clown, can you think less outside the box, please?” So Le Clown goes mainstream, and the client smiles: “That’s it, that’s the concept! Thanks, Mr. Le Clown.” It’s my cue to get out, and let the client get richer on me.
The creative juices rarely stop flowing in Le Clown’s brain. This being said, not all ideas I have are stellar – I’ve been known to come up with a few duds. My wife often warns me: “I’m sorry Le Clown, but your idea sucks balls.”
Take my daughter for example. When my wife speaks, I often go back to the drawing board. I’ve also been known to ignore her wisdom and pursue balls sucking ideas.
Le Dress-Up Groom Party Favor
My wife and I got married last September. It was an outside eco-wedding. As a party favor, I wanted to give our guests a printed Dress-Up Groom play card. I envisioned our guests mesmerized by a naked Le Clown and a cut-out fedora hat. Hours of fun. But it was an eco-wedding. No printed Le Clown. I got bored with the idea, made a few changes to it and transformed it into one of my first cover photos for the new Facebook timeline.
|The Idea||The Way It Ended Up|
Le Monica Bellucci
Like any self-respecting hipster, I repeatedly grew a mustache for Movember. In 2009, I vouched to reproduce one of Monica Bellucci’s famous shots if I’d reach a certain amount in one day. The money poured in. So I was loyal to my word. When I published the shot on the Movember website, one of my gay friends wrote: “Le Clown, I’m so fucking printing this picture of you being peed on and it will be hanging over my bed. You yummy Le Clown.“
|Le Golden Shower Clown||Monica Bellucci|
I didn’t watch Sesame Street as a kid, but we did enjoy The Electric Company. I don’t queef, but I sure fart. This one was a collaboration between Le Clown and his wife. Consequently, Morgan Freeman’s lawyer sent a letter stating that “[...]Mr. Freeman will never narrate Le Clown’s biography, [...] Furthermore, he thinks Le Clown is a man-child.“
|Le Queef||The Electric Company: Silhouette|
Le Ron Jeremy
I was once a web marketing specialist for a Telecommunications company in Canada. Facebook was slowly becoming mainstream, and I thought it would be really funny to use a picture of Le Clown’s face pasted on Ron Jeremy as a Facebook profile picture… The marketing director, however, did not see the humour in it, and strongly suggested that I remove the picture, if I knew what was good for me. Le Clown, being a stubborn mother fucker, kept the profile picture, removed the marketing director from his Facebook, and took his clown make-up and juggling balls elsewhere. You don’t mess with magnificence.
|Le Clown Jeremy||Ron Jeremy|
Disclaimer: No clowns were urinated on during the making of this blog post.