Le Clown would like to thank his 202 followers, including White Baby Jesus, the Ghost and their Ethereal Sperm Donor.
Something funny happened on my way here. Dotty Headbanger hijacked my dream last night – evil insomniac and ungrateful bitter Cumberland sausage eating blogger – and walked off with my “thank you 200 followers” post. She had the balls of renaming it Victory is Mine, and using fancy schmancy words like “berserkers” and “acolytes” in her pseudo post à la thief.
Dotty, I don’t hold it against you. I really don’t. You are my ALL-TIME favourite blogger (although David Dixon is giving you a good run for your money), and I can’t be angry at you. Do I think you’re one despicable thief? Absolutely. But Le Clown is a benevolent and lenient being, and forgives the insecure little girl in you.
Nonetheless. Before I encourage my 200 followers to add themselves to your 200 followers, I have to let them know that I know… Dotty writes incognito. You won’t find a picture of her. And she will pretend she’s this lonely, neurotic and extremely talented writer who rarely leaves her flat. Bollocks! Again. [Despicable lying thief]. I have found you, Dotty. I’m a web strategist, and I can Google like Jagger. A few clever keywords in Google’s search field [England + Cumberland Sausage + Coronation Street + Miserable
Old Hag Jezebel] and voilà, Dotty Headbanger unmasked: