Transparency has been a recurring theme on this blog. Because of it, you know I’m an ego-maniac hipster badly burned clown who raises his kids using the
Baby Wise attachment parenting method [partly]. What you may not know is that I am an avid blog reader, and I do my best to comment as much as I can – this is where every penny I spend on a ghost reader writer takes its full worth. [I'm also quite keen on deleting words and thoughts]. We have favorites: among our kids [I said the opposite in a previous blog post; it was all for show] and among you bloggers. This is why I believe in a blogroll. And for the right amount of money – Adrienne, we were able to feed our kids for a whole week with your very generous contribution – you can be part of my blogroll.
Don’t you go thinking my
brand friendship is out of your reach. I offer different price plans, for different services, like:
. A mention of your blog in a post;
. A link to your blog in a post, or for a tiny bit more, a link to your blog with a thumbnail picture;
. A personal email exchange – a tad pricey, but you’ll get 5 emails from me, and on a good day, I might even add you on a bulk email;
. Adding you as a Facebook friend. I’ll be honest, this service doesn’t come cheap, but you’ll be the talk of the town, and not like the village idiot is;
. A photoshopped picture of your face on the body of a plush dolphin, cuddling with me.
Elbert Hubbard wrote: “A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same”. I’d like to add: “For the right price”.